How to Survive Living Next to the UK
An Instruction Manual by Fiachra O’Rourke

Step One: Invest in a fuckton of Whiskey

Step Two: Take a shot whenever someone does something dumb.

Step Three: Enjoy your drunken stupor while watching the other island do dumb things.

The End.


Disclaimer: Fiachra O’Rourke is in no way to be blamed for any and all alcohol poisoning you may endure.

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