How to Survive Living Next to the UK
An Instruction Manual by Fiachra O’Rourke
Step One: Invest in a fuckton of Whiskey
Step Two: Take a shot whenever someone does something dumb.
Step Three: Enjoy your drunken stupor while watching the other island do dumb things.
Disclaimer: Fiachra O’Rourke is in no way to be blamed for any and all alcohol poisoning you may endure.